Alright guys. This is Kris. Sorry I had to bring back this sorry arse version of the site but as you all know Kawama is at present in the transition of moving to Japan himself so be patient and the site will be back online pretty soon Im sure. In the meantime, I suggest we all go chat on Danchans forum or at BigDaikon until we can get the forum back. If you need to get in touch with me, the e-mail is email@example.com. See you soon guys (It was great meeting you all in Tokyo). Kris, 3rd Decemeber 2003.
my guestbook sign
thought I had found every single shithouse Japan page in existence, but
last night I found your masterpiece, dude you really know how to write..."
we got - Me scoping the babes in Korea, BA-DAM! Red-Lighting it in Amsterdam,
BA-DA-BING! And just plain old ME YEA-HEAH! BA-DA-(Just what the hell
does that mean anyway..?)And hey, leave a message in the guest book will ya? And
feel free to link this site to anywhere you please.
(?) = last time updated
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- Details of a night out in Roppongi, the heart of Japan's night-life. (Ace - American)
- What can happen to you if you're Japanese but your English is perfect. (Oscar - Japanese)
- So you think too much sex is a good thing??(Oscar - Japanese)
8 Japanese Kickers & 1 Stuffed Gaijin
- Getting the crap kicked out of you in Japan. Happy times. (James - British)
You know you're AAA when...
- reckon you're hooked on Asian women, see how many of these comments fit your description. *hilarious*(James - Welsh/Italian)
- Another good one from the talented Oscar. How to survive a bad case of lack-of-sex-itus, and some interesting facts about womens Achilles tendon.(Oscar - Japanese)
Ma Luv Fer Geisha Wummin...
- Written by someone anonymous, many people didn't catch the sense of humour in this one, but I personally found it very funny, so here y'ar yall!!. Here's Part 2 if you're interested. (Johnny - ???)
Nova, got any weed to sell?...
- Thinking of going to work for one of the big companies. Here's a few reasons why not..(Kawama - American)
Here's a good one..
- Why don't Japanese guys get jealous when they see white guys with a sexy Asian girls?..The lead-on "Warui Kedo" is also an interesting thread about the hesitancy of Japanese to date white women, and jealousy between gaijin. (No Name - American/Me - UK)
- Have you ever met a chick off the internet. Did she turn out to be a card-carrying psycho??? this one did..(James - British)
The Business Deal
- Ever humped another guys wife? This guy did and got unusual results...(James - British)
Better Late Than Never
- New country, new experiences, new love. A foreigners first awakening to international romance in a domestic environment...(Johnny - American)
LETSJAPAN - For all you potential JETsetters, here's most informative and interesting page I could find on the internet concerning the JET program. Cant Touch This
GAS - Diary of a Japanese porn-director. Very funny with it's unusual English. Hit this Link
FastSeduction - a multitude of humorous techniques to pick up chicks. Makes a good read before going out on a Friday night on the pull. Better than pheromones
QUIRKY JAPAN - Just a page about Japan that has a lot of interesting facts that you didn't know. Not too pretty, but a good read, trust your Uncle Kris. I thoguht the compaisons of American Ice-Cream men to Yakiimo men were chuckle-worthy.Weird & Wonderful
JAPANESE TUTOR - Really one of the better pages I found for learning Japanese. It also has a program which will take the Japanese site you type in, and highlight the kanji with hiragana translations. Really saves time. Japanese Tutor